Oh hey,look who finally decided to show up. Now lets make one thing clear, you're "DEAD" not the laughing at a meme all your idiot friends swear to you is sooo fucking funny kind of dead, not the "Oh shit moms gonna whoop my ass because I didn't take the chicken out the freezer" kind of dead, oh no, you're dead for real this time, You got a "game over" in the RPG called life. I know kid, take it all in, take this time to refect, contemplate, write a journal about how hard you fucked up, sorry for your loss, and I do mean YOUR loss. Of life. Alright, now if you're done getting all weepy, I gotta send you to an [[afterlife]] now. Let me guess, you're one of those cynical assholes who thinks everything can be explained by science and there is no god right? Well guess what you close-minded, science simping, motherfucker? You can go ahead an piss your ghost pants now,//opens three portals// [[Heaven]], [[Purgatory]], [[Hell]]. Make your choice Einstien, I bet all the books you read by stephen hawking didn't prepare you for this shit did they? GOD HAS DENIED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FROM THIS ACCOUNT. GO TO [[HEAVEN'S REJECT'S]] Double-click this passage to edit it.GODDAMIT!!!! FUCK! SHIT! Jesus Christ kid, when I politely told you to go to hell I didn't mean take me with you! I mean seriously!ch The fuck did I do?! Look, now I have fire and brimstone all over my nice black cloak! If there's one thing you humans know how to do well it's fuck everything up! nature, drugs, cartoons, education, politics, love, sex, That last one is just literaly FUCKING!!! HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO-?! GAAAAH! I'm starting to think you actual deserve to burn down here with all the liars, cheaters, theives, killers, and the guy who invented math! Especially him! Fuck that guy!! I only have one job, read souls, and send them to an [[afterlife]], and I'm a chill guy, I even gave you a choice, I'm not supposed to do that but I guess this is what I get for giving a shit about the human race! Look there are [[Three doors]] up ahead, looks like we gotta do a shitty second rate Rick and Morty adventure, I hope you're proud of yourself!So the Big-G said no huh? I could've told you that, I mean, you are the mortal scum that litters the earth after all, but all you mortals think that you're entitled to a happy ending don't you? I'm sure all your loved ones told you that you were so special, that you were destined for great things and all that, Hell, thier probably telling everyone that too at your funeral, now Im not gonna tell you you're not but hey, believe me when I say everyone get's the same pep-talk kid, so ask yourself: if everyone is unique in their own little way, then is anyone truly unique? I know, pretty deep shit right? Write a Disscusion Board about it, Oh who am I kidding, you can't write or discuss shit cause you're dead! HAHA! AHHH... So anyway you got two choices [[Hell]], or [[Purgatory]], Red pill, Blue pill, what's it gonna be? Personally I think you deserve that first one, but you mortals are always babbling on about "My body, My choice." Well technically you don't have a body anymore, but you still gotta choice cause the ol' Reaper is nice like that, well i'm not nice, I just dont give a shit. So pick one. Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.